Nine (or ten?) lives, indeed. From the source:
"ORPHEUS RECORDS WILL BE OPEN THE REMAINING FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS IN FEBRUARY ....Friday & Saturday...Noon til 9pm.......February 6 & 7...Feb 13 & 14...Feb 20 & 21 and Feb 27 & 28...There are about 2000 lps out, that weren't out 3 weeks ago. They are not part of the "sale", but they are priced to move. Come on in, gobble them up, and while you're here........ THIS WEEKEND CONTINUES OUR 2nd ANNUAL "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE". To Commemorate the occasion ALL THE LPS THAT WE WERE SELLING FOR ONE DOLLAR WILL BE 2 FOR A DOLLAR.... The new release & re-issue lps that have never been part of the sale are on display, still FULL PRICE. MOST OTHER LPS IN THE STORE ARE 2 FOR ONE DOLLAR. THAT MEANS: if the sticker says it's 99 cents it's 2 for a dollar, if the sticker says it's $9.99, it's 2 for a dollar, if the sticker says it's $29.99 or even more (not likely) it's still 2 for a dollar. Come on in, stack 'em up and buy as much as you can afford, or more, 2 for ONE DOLLAR. Please bring boxes if you need them, we're out..."
(And yea - thanks MM for the headline joke!)